RickinIt are an Oxford undergraduate and 4 Oxford graduates who's assault on the city has been somewhat unsuccesful. With a calculated combination of 20 job rejections, although this number is rumoured to be significantly higher of late, we decided that maybe we'd be better at joining forces and tackling India. In a rickshaw. Is this a good idea? Well, enough of our foolhardiness, lets meet the players...
Hellie - Hellie can't drive and hates curry, one might ask why she's chosen to drive around India, but who are we to judge? She's also OK at lacrosse.
Fiona - Fiona's talent lies in the art of sunburn; having managed to get sunburnt in February, in England, her biggest challenge will most likely be protecting her pasty skin from the harsh Indian sun. Good luck Fi!
Georgina - Always the token ging, she is also deathly afraid of the sun. Gee's eyes stream at even the mildest of curries and, with no coordination whatsoever, some are wondering whether Georgina + India = a good idea
Paul - Rumour has it that the sole man in the team is rather excited at getting to spend a month surrounded by attractive women. Pauly B is also apparently a keen hockey player and takes a good group selfie.
Alice - The baby of the group, Alice hasn't yet sat her university finals. Although she offers no mechanical experience whatsoever (well, nor do any of the rest of us really), Rockstar promises to provide some youthful fun to the team. Another member of OUHC.
Team RickinIt are completely unprepared and mechanically inept, but if we'd thought of everything it wouldn't be much of an adventure!
So there we have it, five glitteringly talented, enormously witty and somewhat mad adonises.
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